Homie on the Mountain

by J-Krafty

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Melanie A. "Crafty" might be the theme song for my life. Favorite track: Crafty.
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Closest Thing to Prayin' Words and Music by Joe kowan I was circumsised, not by a doctor but by some old guy with a black hat and a shaky hand who rubbed his beard and drank a glass of wine. But it's just as well, cause half the world's already dammed to hell, for taking the wrong kind of bath when they were kids, Holy water under the bridge, and it's just as well, 'Cause it don't hurt and I don't feel no pain, sometimes when I (*beep*) -off I scream God's name in vain. and that's the closest that I think I've come and that's the closest that I think I've come come to prayin' I was not chosen by some other-worldly being and when I saw the light, it came from inside of my TV and I will mention though it hurts me so to say, that Moses parted the red sea and then he joined the NRA. And all the profits I have known, are sponsored by the state and living in group homes, given pills and electric shocks to clear the visions from their brains. and that's the closest that I think I've come and that's the closest that I think I've come come to prayin' Hallelujah, what's it to ya. I can see right though ya. and I don't care where i go to when I die and I want to get a tattoo on my eye of angels who have been consumed by flames. I am not waiting for the savior to descend, I asked my mom she said I can't be born again, once was enough for her, and I will never ever understand How in the name of G-d that people go and kill their fellow man. Well I have hopes and I have dreams, I love my friends with every molecule and follicle and gene, Sometimes I look up to the moon and make a wish I guess I'm sayin', and that's the closest that I think I've come and that's the closest that I think I've come come to prayin' Hallelujah, what's it to ya. I can see right though ya. and I'll get on my knees and kiss the ground cause when you sleep you hardly make a sound and sometimes i'm afraid you've slipped away. So when the light spills through the stained glass windowpanes, I'll know that beauty comes from ordinary folks with swollen hearts and dreams of art and when the sunlight hits the rain, and that's the closest that I'll ever come and that's the closest that I'll ever come and that's the closest that I'll ever come come to prayin'
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LYRICS I’m Crafty, I got a scrapbook, and a glue stick, and a rug hook. I got mad skills what you think about that I’ll rotary cut you on my self healing mat. I’m Crafty, I do what I like. Got a deckle edge scissors and a lot of press type. I use white glue to attach construction paper. You know I got the moves like Dorothy Draper, I’m crafty. I’m so crafty. I’m so crafty. I’m so crafty. Why you be hating, on all my sponge painting. And the crazy cool borders I’m creating. Don’t give me crap, cause I ain’t havin’ it. I’ll rock a crackle finish on my cabinet. Crafty, I knit on the subway, I like to embroider and macramé. And on a good day, I’ll stop and crochet. Made a fresh doily for my friend José Crafty. I’m so crafty. I’m so crafty. I’m so crafty. My name is Joe K. I’m the Craft Aggressor™, Just look at what I make with a tongue depressor or a lanyard, my box stitch is standard always got an X-acto knife in my hand, word. Chillin’ with my hot glue gun and ya know when I pull the trigger, like my rhyme it flows, I’ll hot glue a ribbon to a wreath or a basket, glue a silk flower to my dead homie’s casket now I’m going plug-free double G, cordless got a second job, so I can afford this, ’cause my crafting is heartfealt. And I’ll go crazy on your ass with hot melt. I got me a can of spray glue, and you know I use that stuff almost every day too, And a special brush to apply gold leaf put that junk in my mouth for some handmade gold teeth. I like floral wire my tape’s double sided a tri-color ink pad makes me the mac dad bottle of glitter, a magnetic sheet I’ll be making memories up and down the street. It’s around Christmas time the beginning of December I be crafting handmade cards that you’ll remember start with some paper, and a sharp pencil. Then I go crazy airbrush with a stencil. Hit it with a rubber stamp once, no twice then drop the glitter to make it look real nice glue on some ribbon, embroider some stiches signed, “from Joe, happy holidays bitches” I’m crafty. I’m so crafty. I’m so crafty. I’m so crafty. I work with Fimo, it came to me in a dream yo, I made a pattern and I rolled it up like cookie dough then I sliced it into pieces 2 dozen, baked it at 350 in my toaster oven I’m crafty, you know I’m PC But I’m not PG I’ll rubber stamp thee. Cut out a picture of a scene from the Bahamas bust into your house and I decoupaged your mama I’m crafty. I’m so crafty. I’m so crafty. I’m so crafty. I use white glue to attach construction paper. You know I got the moves like Dorothy Draper. I’m good with my hands if you know what I mean, embroidered my sweater and bedazzled my jeans. Don’t give me crap, cause I ain’t havin’ it. I’ll rock a crackle finish on my cabinet. Some say I won’t but you know that I will make an iron-on tee shirt in my George Forman Grill I glued little gems onto my belt buckle then quilted a cozy for my brass knuckles But you know I’m a crafter, and not a fighter I’ll freestyle a shrinky dink with my lighter I’m crafty. ------------
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released December 29, 2013

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J-Krafty Boston, Massachusetts

J-Krafty is back and he's tracking down the Gangsta' of the Forest, Bigfoot. After crafting it up in the 'burbs, J-Krafty took a hiatus from his glue gun to track Sasquatch, studying the elusive, ballin' beast for months. In his latest release, Krafty shares his research, and educates Bigfoot-hatin' homies about the misunderstood playa of the forest. Listen up to "Bigfoot Likes the Ladies". ... more

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